THE DARK TRUTH: NACHO CHEESE’S SECRETS EXPOSED!

(riri nacho cheese sucks)

So, Doritos, you may be wondering why you’re here.

Let’s just say, the Nacho Cheese division isn’t all sunshine and rainbows.

(yuh UH)

This post will CORRECT your view of the division, and unearth Nacho Cheese’s deepest, darkest secrets.

First up,

(your nuh uh is invalid)

probably the most well known thing about it:

Nacho Cheese’s TOXICITY

(NUH UH)

Nacho Cheese, saying “FUCK ACP” is 100% alright,

but “FUCK CR”?

Part of your own army?

UNACCEPTABLE!!

That too,

said by a NACHO CHEESE LEADER?!

DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME?

DO YOU NOT LOVE YOUR OWN ARMY?

What the hell do you think you’re doing,

Nacho Cheese?

Slogans and propaganda are okay,

but straight-up muting someone for disagreeing

is NOT ok.

COUP NACHO CHEESE NOW!!

Mind explaining this,

Kira?

Threatening to ban a visitor

for siding with Cool Ranch?

The one who should be banned

is YOU.

“mf why people always target me in branch battles im just a side character go for someone else”

Feigning innocence,

are we now,

 LAWLESS?

ELABORATE THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS THEN,

JUDY!

USING (I WON’T EVEN BOTHER TO FIND A WORD)

USING “EURGHHHH” ADJECTIVES AS PROPAGANDA?

WOW, JUDY, HOW MATURE!

HAHAHA, JUDY IS KNOWN AS ONE OF THE MOST MATURE PEOPLE IN CPA!!

Now, humans have free will over their actions.
OR DO THEY?

THIS HERE, IS DAYDAY, A BRAINWASHED
NACHO CHEESE TROOP
“CONVINCING” A MEMBER

TO JOIN THEIR DIVISION.

Hey DayDay,

HUMANS HAVE FREE WILL,
LET THEM EXERCISE IT.

LET. THEM. CHOOSE. FOR. THEMSELVES.

In short, Nacho Cheese is using

foul tactics,

slander,

brainwashing,

blackmail,

“EURGHHH” propaganda,

and much, much more.

What you’ve seen till now

is barely the tip of the giant Nacho Cheese iceberg

(CLUB PENGUIN REFERENCE OMG OMG R U FR RN?!?!??!!1111).

Now,

Nacho Cheese troops,

what do YOU think about your own division now?

Feeling

betrayed?

Confused?

Well,

I urge you to leave Nacho Cheese immediately

(my fingers are already filthy after typing that so many times help)

and join a better division,

such as THE Pope’s Dynamitas

or of course,

the GOATS,

COOL RANCH!!

See ya later, Doritos!

btw,

We’ll settle this, in the UPCOMING BRANCH BATTLE, FIRE VS WATER aka NACHO CHEESE VS COOL RANCH, on MARCH 7TH, 5PM EST | 4PM CST | 2PM PST | 10PM GMT | 3:30 AM IST |

WE’RE DESTINED TO WIN ANYWAY, EVEN CARD JISTU SAYS SO, WATER DEFEATS FIRE!!

COOL RANCH RULES NACHO CHEESE FOOLS!!!

FEAR THE RANCH, FEAR THE SHIELD!!

Signed

Your GOAT,
Cmaster999

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