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The Death of DCP

It is time to make the last entry in this final generation of Doritos. The Generation that never should have been. There have been numerous false narratives in circulation by the same people that called DCP home, and the same people that begged to revive our army. It’s time to reveal all for the history books to detail you the monsters that were right under all of your noses. Initially this internal drama was never planned on being released but  since some of you are still falling for this same tired old playbook these redactions were approved to be shown to the public.  Across all of the legends committee and legacy leaders there has been nothing seen like this in the eons of the CPA space. As we prepare to drop the curtain on some insight to the Doritos,  grab some popcorn, get a drink and let’s take a walk down memory lane shall we.

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The Closure of DCP

Hello, Doritos

So unfortunately this army was brought back from the dead by self interested scumbags.

One in particular is this scumbag Logical who spent months in the leadership trying to befriend everyone and appear great all with his grand plan of creating his own army (VT) and stealing the work of DCP. The rest of the morons were just easily manipulated by the freak. 

We tried to mend the situation but DCP legends simply do not have the time or passion for this game that we played way back when we were kids. 

They even still spend months befriending people trying to convince them to leave and join them. This type of shit hasn’t even been encountered by any of us in all the years that we used to play. Never trust these kinds of people in anything you do in life. They’re possessive freaks that will inevitably continuously self destruct.

We advise you all to join pretty much the only relatively normal army in this modern day, bizzare and aimless community, the Water Vikings. 

EDIT: Not only is VT a scum army filled with freaks, TCP is one of of the worst of all time with their creator literally got naked on camera to unsuspecting victims 

Signed,

Mustapha, Bam, 32op, Wwebestfan, Alfrondo 

Public Service Announcement

This is a public service announcement from the Doritos

 

It has been brought to our attention that somebody that we brought into our community has a young woman living in fear.

This newfound information paired with our experiences with this individual raised alarms, knowing his manipulative and continuous treacherous ways. As leaders we unfortunately made the mistake of bringing this man into our community.

We wanted to urge you all and make this special broadcast to call upon all of our members to avoid contact with this individual at all times. Here at the Doritos we value your safety and we vowed to protect you in any way that we can.

Stay Safe, and Happy holidays!

 

  • Alfrondo, DCP Co-Creator

 

End Of Year Awards

Per the mob, i mean legends council. As what should have been the one year since the revival, its time to close out the year and recap and also show case the new items the end of the year items the Legend’s Council has voted on.

 

Additions to the hall of shame

The council unanimously decided to induct Mchappy into the Hall of Shame, not only for his repeated attempts to undermine DCP but also for his overall disgracefulness. His actions include, but are not limited to, participating in armies for nearly 20 years with no notable rival seemingly for the sole purpose of maintaining power over a much younger community and skillfully manipulating narratives to suit his own agenda, making his behavior particularly bizarre. Kinda Like DJ. McHappy often tells troops he’s 18 when he was literally around when the dojo was built. A sheer predator of the community and an extreme safety hazard to all in the community.

We view Mchappy as a disgrace to armies and ACP for housing yet again another predator.

Logical is the worst disgrace the Doritos have ever seen. He clawed his way into leadership by cozying up to legacy figures and influential names, not because of talent or contribution, but because he craved status and power to fuel his own agenda of creating an army under his control. Throughout his entire tenure he contributed nothing, remaining inactive and constantly excusing himself with claims of “real life responsibilities,” while in truth spending his time making private group chats with staff and scheming to steal them away. He targeted the gullible, the low IQ, and even manipulated underage girls in his sick pursuit of influence. His strategy was never skill, never commitment, only deception, manipulation, and parasitic behavior. He is a virus that infected the Doritos name, a fraud who pretended to be kind to indoctrinate others, and a megalomaniac who thrived on the weakest links of the community. Logical is not only the worst thing to ever happen to the Doritos, he is the embodiment of scum itself. Despite nearly no one voting for him for legend, he received honorary shield which has now been revoked. Cementing his place where it belongs, as every army he’s been in he has killed.

Putting up Samra numbers, Megs should be remembered as someone we took in, an insignificant figure who could not even speak English, yet we extended to her the graciousness of trusting her with the Holy Grail Doritos legacy. We supported her, stood by her side, believed in her, and lifted her up, only for her to completely betray us. She was easily subverted, like a mindless pawn, showing no morals and no ethics, becoming an absolute disgrace to everyone who came before her. All of this was sealed with a shallow promise from others telling her she would not have to do any work and that they were her “friends.” In truth, she embodied the slimiest and scummiest kind of betrayal. She once stood against Logical, against Kira, against everyone prior to joining them, even played a major role in them being couped. She ratted on them to us, telling us everything they did, yet ultimately chose to undermine us at the very moment we needed her most. That betrayal alone is enough to secure her place in the hall of shame. A once renowned name, turned into dust. Traded a legacy for a plastic worthless sheriff badge.

Kira is nothing more than another pawn in Logical’s twisted game. A sixteen year old girl manipulated and used by him, she became yet another example of how far his reach could spread. She is like one of those mindless creatures out of a nightmare, glued to her laptop from morning until night, blindly serving his agenda without a thought of her own. What makes it worse is that she managed to convince others to follow her, spreading deception while Logical sat back and laughed at the chaos. Kira is not a leader, not an independent mind, only a puppet whose strings were pulled by someone far more sinister. In the end, she represents nothing but weakness, gullibility, and disgrace. She will earn her rightful spot as one of the worst leaders in history.

 

Revocations of Previous Awards

Joel

All though previously have been awarded, Joel has had his Legend revoked to the crimes against the shield Listed in the previous post. Once a revered figure now remembered as a villain.

Danny

It was voted on To remove Danny from his honorary shield, due to Logical Gate, Danny decided to throw away his accomplishments and loyalty to appease temporary friendships.

 

 

The Additions To the Hall of Fame

 

Aisha

Aisha a revolutionary name in the history of DCP. Her work in DCP was truly unmatched. There will never be another like her. From what some may call her Dory, to her cheerful and positive spirit,  and incredible work she did. To her unwavering loyalty to DCP, despite her SS counterparts having none. She embodies the true definition of a Legend. Although at times despite having good intentions, yet being a numpty at the same time, She solidified herself as a figure to be remembered in the history books. Winning biggest retirement, showcasing the lasting impact in many peoples lives. Fully retired from the community, maybe she will actually do her homework now.

 

Viv

Since joining the Doritos of Club Penguin in 2019, Vivala has been a constant light in our army. Not through chasing ranks, but through unwavering loyalty, unmatched kindness, and a deep commitment to the soul of DCP. At the helm, she led to maxes over 100+ and created a name for herself. Viv being one of the most influential people for the organization in the CPPS era, helping us rise to unseen heights.

In every era, through triumphs and turbulence, Vivala was there. She stood by DCP when others walked away. She helped shape our culture, protected our image, and reminded us what it means to be a Dorito: resilient, respectful, and united. The true Qualities of a Dorito, and forever upholding unwavering loyalty. From the very start, and this past generation, she made it her mission to ensure that every new recruit felt seen, welcomed, and part of something bigger than themselves. Her influence isn’t measured in battles won, but in lives touched, and for that, she has become an irreplaceable part of our history. Officially trading  her Honorary shield in for a better title, Legend.

 

Bscharbach

Bscharbach’s legacy in the Doritos of Club Penguin is unforgettable. Though his time as High Command and Leader lasted only six months, (longer than anyone else in this generation) his impact was immense. From the moment he arrived, he made it clear he wasn’t here to spectate. He threw himself into the ranks with relentless energy, engaging with troops for up to 18 hours a day. He didn’t just recruit he inspired. He trained, mentored, and transformed recruits into loyal, battle ready Doritos. It was always noticed that many troops that showed up everyday just for Ben. What set him apart was how he brought our culture back to life with passion and personality. His presence at every event, often in his pope outfit, set the tone for hype and unity. His storytelling gave DCP a strong and emotional voice that commanded respect. For that, Bscharbach stands as a rare breed forever a deserving Legend in the Doritos Hall of Fame.

 

[US] War Training

Welcome back Doritos.  We log back on to Club Penguin Army Battleground – Battleground/Iceberg. As we continue to sharpen up our skills and formations.

 

Max 14

Keep up the great work, everyone is doing! As we continue to practice for the upcoming Legends Cups. More events are to come the following week.

Megs 
Leader

[US] CPPS Takeover

Hello Doritos, getting bored with the same environment? Why not switch it up a little bit? For this event, we gathered our troops and staff onto another CPPS, where we went ahead and practiced more of our skills and formations.  Logging on to Blizzard, Town.

 

Max 11

Another Fun event completed, stay tune as we practice for our upcoming events!

Megs

Leader

[AUSIA] Invasion of Abominable

Hello Doritos,

While our invasion of abominable was unsuccessful, we want to thank every troop that showed up. Your dedication to the Doritos Empire will never go unnoticed.

Max: 8

DCP refuses to let the Templars take our land and we will continue to defend it.

~ Alfrondo1465, 2ic ~

US- Training

Welcome Back Doritos

While our Invasion of Great White was originally planned for today’s event, due to a change of plans, we will turn it into a simple training. While logging on to Great White/ Iceberg, we continued to sharpen up our skills.

 

Max: 13

Continue to keep up the good work, everyone has been putting in.

Megs

Leader

EU- Speed Training

Welcome back Doritos

Were back again on Battleground, Iceberg. As we continue to practice more of our skills and training. We will continue to sharpen up our skills that we know and put them to the test.

 

Max: 10

Continue the process of growing and sharpening our skills, until next time, Doritos!

Megs

Leader