Betraying Pathetic Allies

Hello, Troops!

We are declaring war on IW because fat alburt decided to threaten dcp!!1!

Also, Aqua told me Albert cheated on me with him, so I’m mainly butthurt.

INVASION OF ABDOMINAL

TIMES? 3:00 AM EST

[heroes will be invading for us because they are our AUS division] HERP DERP DERP HERP

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Declaration of war on ACP

Reason: Didn’t get promoted this month!1!

ներխուժումը որովայնային

TIMES? 23:12 PENGUIN STANDARD TIME

p.s. If you still couldn’t notice, then I’m gonna let a doctor tell you that this is a joke.

Until later,

March On!

~Mustapha DCP Leader & Legend

60th post

6 Responses


  1. ALBERT ISNT FAT! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BEST FRIEND?!


    • It’s a joke.


  2. TeeHee


  3. wat.


  4. haha nice one


  5. ALBERT IS CHEETING ON JOO!!!!!!!!111!!1!!

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