Doritos of Club Penguin

Hello Troops, 

This is a bit of a rant, but ohh well.

I would like to let Lord Pain know that this is the end of the road for his adventures in the Doritos. He has caused to much pain and misery for our troops to continue on as our LIT. The troops unanimously voted pain out of office today for a poll by 13yearoldnoob to remove him. Under our conjoined powers (Carter, 13, Aaron, and the troops) we immediately impeached/couped him from office.

His agendas were weakening us, his plans were to control us. This whole time he has been hiding a plan, although I do not currently have evidence to confirm this, it is rumored he was going to take us over, and become our dictator. His power was becoming too strong as we tried to move along this weekend. We suggested he run in this election, and that’s when he really lost control. “I DON’T CARE IF MUSTA SAID SHIT, WE CAN IGNORE HIM!” “YOU WILL NOT HAVE ME IN THESE POLLS, IT IS AN OUTRAGE!” “I REFUSE, I AM YOUR ALMIGHTY LEADER!”

That’s when we voted and ended lord pains misery. He is no longer with us in this army today thankfully, nor shall he ever be. His ban has been renewed in DCP. He will not be allowed back into DCP ever again. This was his 3rd and final chance.

That’s all for now.

President Carter

Doritos Main Leader

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