So I was browsing through the DCP site and I’m seeing tons of flame posts towards the HSA. I’m thinking to myself, “Damn, we must have no lives”. But then I go to the HSA website to find Jason has three times as much flame posts as us.
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Yeah, that’s what went down on the night of March 21, 2013. A historical day it is. The day people will talk about for the rest of their lives. Someday they’ll ask you:
Where were you when Jason raged like a little bitch on Doritos chat?
In fact, I already began setting up the Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jason_Bitchfit_On_Doritos_Chat
So basically, while we’re all sitting on Doritos chat having a good time, having a few laughs, pretty much stuff you’d see in a Tom Hanks movie (Not Saving Private Ryan, think Forrest Gump or You’ve Got Mail!). Then all of a sudden, Jason comes online and declares war out of nowhere. And guess what? It’s cause his feelings were hurt when Bam was talking about him. No, Bam wasn’t making fun of him. Bam was speaking completely out of truth. Jason really is all those bad names you’re thinking of in your head.
So Jason raged on our chat for about an hour, telling us to be quiet and get out when we’d reply. I guess he completely forgot, but HE CAME to OUR chat. Honestly, I’m kinda hoping this starts a flame war. If the rest of HSA is as stupid as Jason is, I should win pretty easily. So I looked at the ranks page in hopes that someone legit would be on it.
I’m also kind of impressed though. He got his flame post up before me. His is completely opposite of mine in terms of grammar and spelling, but oh well. Let’s make this war a good one, Jason! 😀 At one point, in fact, in the title of the post, he insults his own army, the HSA, calling them faggots when he tells them to unite.
You are one sad little man, jasonthemaster12.
If you clicked on that fake Wikipedia link then you’re a dumbass… and I’ll know when I look at the Clicks in the Jetpack stats of the site in the Dashboard.
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Looking throughout this blog I expected to find something that would curl the sides of my face up. In case you’re stupid and are using your hands to see what that will do to your face, that means smile, dumbass. Long story short, I was bored as hell and didn’t find anything in this so called blog that I thought was funny. Oh, and if you didn’t understand what the titles means because of the one word you didn’t understand, then take a look at the photo below.
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