[AUSIA] Ausia Training Event

Hello Doritos! Today, we logged on to CPA Battleground – Iceberg for our [AUSIA] Ausia Training Event! Our goal was not only to sharpen our tactics and improve our performance, but also to come together as a team, have fun, and enjoy some friendly competition. It was a great chance to build chemistry, show off our skills, and make the most of our time on the battlefield!

Max:31


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[EU] March Madness Speed Training

Hello Doritos! Today, we logged on to CPA Battleground – Iceberg for our March Madness Speed Training! Our goal was to sharpen our tactics, improve our speed, and push ourselves to the limit in preparation for the March Madness tournament. Every moment spent training brings us one step closer to claiming the trophy and further strengthening the legacy of the glorious DCP.

Max: 43

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A huge thank you to everyone who attended—your dedication and effort will help us dominate our enemies on the battlefield. Keep up the hard work, and let’s continue striving for victory!

Signing off,
Hyper?
Leader-In-Training

[US] Invasion of Geru Zrao VS Elite Gaurdians of Club Penguin

Hello doritos! Today we logged on to Klondike-Iceberg for our Invasion of Geru Zrao against The Elite Gaurdians of Club Penguin. As we were in a state of war, our objective was to secure victory in this invasion and those to come, ultimately leading to the successful takeover of all their servers. We are grateful for everyone who attended and contributed to our invasion against the Elite Guardians of Club Penguin. Your dedication and effort are truly appreciated.

Max:37

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Thank you all for attending our Invasion of Geru Zrao against EGCP—your energy and skills made this event truly unforgettable! Leave a comment if u attended for 250 credits!

Signing off

Hyper?

Leader-In-Training

 

[US] Training Event

Hey Doritos! Today we logged on to Battleground – Iceberg for our US Training Event! During this event our goal was to train our US Division to end up neat as possible strategically and tactically. We firmly believe that with additional US Training events in the future, our division will ultimately stand unmatched to every other army out there and to end up being one of our strongest divisions.

Max:31

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Thank you all for attending our US Training Event—your energy and skills made this event truly unforgettable! Leave a comment if u attended for 250 credits!

Signing off

Hyper?

Second-in-Command

[AUSIA] Card Jitsu Tournament

Hey Doritos! Today we logged on to Battleground – Iceberg for our Card Jitsu Tournament. During this event our goal was to have an enjoyable and fun card jitsu tournament and also train our AUSIA division to be as neat as possible both tactically and size wise. We firmly believe that with additional AUSIA Training events in the future, our division will ultimately become unmatched, standing above every other army.

Max:32

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Thank you all for attending this Card-Jitsu tournament—your energy and skills made this event truly unforgettable! Leave a comment if u attended for 250 credits!

Signing off

Hyper?

Second-in-command

 

HCOM, Staff, and Troop of the Week!

Hey folks! Welcome back to another Doritos of the Week post! We’ve seen a lot of people working really hard, a lot of new recruits and a tough decision between competitors for the honourable ranks. But I’m glad to announce that we’ve selected the following individuals as the HCOM, Staff and Troops of the Week. These three have been working extremely hard and they’ve earned their titles. I’m proud to announce…

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Crunch Time: Pets of DCP Staff

Hi Doritos! If you wanna see cute animals, this post is Purr-fect for you! I asked our staff to send over some pictures of their pets, so without further ado meet some of our staffs furry friends!

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[EU] The Last Ride

Hello there men and women of Doritos! Today we logged on to CPAB-Iceberg to celebrate our most important event of DCP yet called (The Last Ride) Wherein 10 DCP Legends were returning! During this event we had our warmups on Iceberg, Then Docks where we ended our event on! We maxed 63!

Max:63

 

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The Dark Side of the Force

Hey Doritos gang!

Today has been a fun day. We’ve crushed the Helpless Force once again. This time they dispatched their underpaid, newbie moderators to fight us.

Even the DCP site pulls in more revenue per year.

We always saw this war as just that; a war. Nothing more, nothing less. However, these powerless moderators took it into their own hands to try and destroy the balance of the war. Instead of a fun war, they decided to pull an Oagalthorp and tried to report us to actual CPRewritten moderation.

Want proof? Click on this image and go to 6:04 / 7:35

We planned on giving Help Force mercy. However, this inhumanity cannot be allowed. This will only lead to other armies being censored by CPRewritten (something that is currently happening as we speak.) Do you want to really be a ‘Help Force’ and help armies in general, or have us banished and help only yourselves? Selfish force!

Do not say DCP are the crybabies when you rely on reporting to win your battles. You are crybabies over the fact you cannot defeat DCP outside of a tournament.

To CPAM, to the community, even to Tistle: If we are going to let this slide, then armies will cease to exist for good after June.

Help Force isn’t the real help group, WE ARE!

The Calm Before The Storm – Legends Cup X

Hey Doritos Gang,

Over the past few weeks we’ve encountered some huge challenges. A huge global coalition war against the Ice Warriors, then a war against the pirates, and finally just a one-on-one war against the Ice Warriors. We’ve seen some heavy changes. Andrew, the man who we’ve been pushing to have removed from the IW leadership, has finally decided to leave and help his failing mother sell some real estate.

Andrew24 after being caught of kidnapping Bay, Golds’ leader.

However, we’re not here to play against hick warriors or light troops wannabes, no. The greatest challenge in recent Doritos history, if not all of DCP history is winning the Legends Cup. The Legends Cup is the yearly summer tournament in which every army is invited to compete against each other. It is the most prestigious community event of the entire year (if anything in armies is still prestigious anyways)

Our first rival in this tournament is against a small army called the Cold War Federation. While they’ll be the easiest of them all, the tournament will only start to become more and more challenging.

That’s why we will SHOW the entire army community how strong our family is. If our opponent army leaders want to pussy out against us, I’ll donate them diapers to wear so they can spend 24+ hours recruiting.

If you want to fight us, then expect for hell to be unleashed upon you by the holy dorito empire.

FEAR THE SHIELD!