Hello, Doritos!

This is a message from the Dorito Oligarchy

When the Doritos Empire reopened its doors we had our sights set on a new era. The Orange Winter. Where we took the community by storm with goals previously unheard of. A dead, yet legendary army – returning from after 2 years of being declared dead – claiming to aim for a time where we could log onto Club Penguin and make the bars go up.

Today we made Slushy a 3 bar server

Thank you, to the Doritos family – for showing that we are were able to become the number 1 army in a weeks time. For bringing nearly 2,000 new members to our chat room within the span of 2 weeks. And even filling up the bars on CPO’s servers merely by logging on for an event. Without any outside help, without hiring “skilled leaders” – just us, the ones who were here from the beginning.

This is the Dorito legacy. This is what we do. If you aren’t apart of it, at least you get to witness. 

FEAR THE SHIELD

p.s. Everyone wants to see you do good until you do better than them. This is a golden era. The freaking oligarchy owns you. We owned you 10 years ago, and we’ll own you 10 years from now and we do it our way. Our 10 year anniversary is in February and we will proudly march as we are statistically the number 1 army across all platforms. For this, people envy our success – and so we must continue raising the bar. Everything you Doritos do in this army makes a difference. We will be having our biggest battle since we have returned very soon. So what you do now determines whether the Doritos come out victorious in this event or not. The margin for error is too small, the inches we need are all around us. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch – because we know when we add up all of those inches, that’s what makes the difference between winning and losing. Between living and dying. I’ll tell ya, in any fight it’s the guy who’s willing to fight until the end who’s going to win that inch. Now I can’t make you do it. You’ve got to look at the people around you… look at them. Now I think you’ll see someone who will go that inch with you. You’ll see someone who will fight for this team, because they know when it comes down to it you’ll do the same for them. This simple concept is what makes us better than anyone else. Either we fight now, as a team – or we will fall as individuals. That’s armies guys. That’s all it is. Now.. what are you gonna do?

FAMILY FOREVER

-The Dorito Oligarchy

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