Imminent Return

Posted on August 18, 2016 by

I now pledge my return to the Doritos.

Some of you may know me, some of you may not. I’ve led this amazing army once before, and when I was leading them we reached 1st on CPAC many times with sizes of 50. Everything I do now is in preparation to see those days return. It’s now or never, DCP.

I just recently finished up my term in the Rebel Penguin Federation, where I was rudely thrown out for trying to salvage what I thought the army had left. I realized something. They aren’t my real friends, they aren’t my real FAMILY. The moment I told Mustapha I had been removed from RPF, he immediately said he’d take me in. This deserves recognition. Mustapha and I have grown as friends over the years, and I’m proud to call him a friend and lead this great army alongside him once more. It’s time DCP.