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The Renouncement Of Multilogging In The Doritos Army

Greetings, all. Most of you know me from my time in the UMA, and grown accustomed to seeing me during my reign as CEO of CP Army Central. During this time you all were able to see that I, much like you all, much like everyone in armies, dislikes multilogging to the fullest extent. From the beginning of 2015, Zing and I were the first to initiate the anti-multilogging media and snowballing. I joined the Doritos because the people in this army are good friends and nice human beings outside of this game, but in this game I want to make sure we’re playing fair, even if other armies aren’t. For this reason, I felt it necessary to write this post, and execute the following actions.

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March On Summit [RESULTS]

Hello Doritos!

After being falsely prosecuted for the acts of Sprite, we fell behind a bunch of armies on Top 10 who all multilog, but hey, lets just shake it off and continue to grow. Tonight we marched on Summit, and we did absolutely amazing, averaging sizes of 45, with outstanding tactics. I’d like to thank Apollo for pictures, and as for the rest of you, lets keep up the great work. We’ll prove them wrong. Every single one of them.

Family Forever.

We’re still #1. 😉

Isolationist Movement

DCP is now in a state of isolation. This means all outsiders are to be banned on DCP chat. Leaders and owners of other armies will not be allowed on our chat. All random nulls, meaning nulls who don’t have a name, are to be banned unless they’re identified.

We have no allies.

Everyone is our enemy.

We’ll prove them wrong.

Family Forever.

Fear The Shield.

Stay Strong Doritos

The Community is against us. We are the strongest, the biggest and the most powerful. Everybody needs to stay strong through the accusations, all of the lies, the traitors.

The ones who stay loyal are true Doritos.

The ones who leave were never true Doritos.

We’re going to prove them all wrong.

Stay Strong

Fear The Shield

I Wish You Could Smell What I’m Smelling

Hello, Troops!

CPAC CEO’s already know what’s going down. We all planned on couping Sprite because we found out he was multilogging on Thursday, the official banishment of Sprite was supposed to be posted on Monday by Mach. We were all planning on removing him, and we told him to retire from DCP and join RPF right when we found out that he multilogged. He also botted our site one day and bot raided AR, this kid is definitely cringe worthy and everyday he would make me puke a little. No DCP leaders or owners are ever allowed to multilog, and if caught doing so you would be removed.

CPAC officials involved will be able to provide official evidence that Sprite was caught multilogging, and that we forced him out of DCP, and that we planned on couping him for multilogging son Thursday. Sprite got word of this and released his list of multilogs, nobody cares. DCP Forever.

My official stance on DCP and CPA as a whole will be coming soon, we can finally achieve true power.

Finally.. I can lead

Why

“Man is the cruelest animal.”

Club Penguin armies are supposed to be a safe-haven for people. We’re all supposed to have fun and play together and it’s a hobby. This community has led to DDoS attacks, hacking, calling peoples schools, linking Social Media, bullying and more. Why do we do this? We’re all here for the same reason, it’s not meant to get this out of hand. There’s no reason for it and it’s inhumane. It’s easy to dish out what you did, but it happened to you, you would be ashamed. Maybe Club Penguin slowly dying isn’t what is ending this community. 

“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”

I do my fair share of banter in this community. But I draw the line at some point. I would never do what some of you do.

“I think cruelty is just loneliness disguised as bitterness.”

Maybe we’re just becoming inhumane monsters and nobody wants to be apart of us. People are scared of Club Penguin armies.

I don’t know anyone who would want to be apart of this community. Especially 6-10 year olds.

Some of us are terrible people. And the good people are ruined by the terrible.

“Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.”

If armies start to die, this is the reason.

We’re scary.

~Trader

Doritos Stance On The Petition

Doritos Official Stance on the Petition

There is a petition going around to have DCP unrecognized as an official army. I’m going to list a few facts that make this totally irrelevant.

  1. DCP causes fights with every army, of course everyone’s going to sign this dumb petition. We like to fight.
  2. DCP is currently at war with 80% of the Top 10. This would be more bias than actually fair.
  3. No armies have been removed before for being “attacked” by multilog accusations. Why should DCP?

I find it funny how DCP is making Legends / Leaders / Creators mad.

We do not care, we laugh at you.

Family Forever

Fear The Shield

~Trader

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Update: 

No real proof has been brought up against DCP. It’s all accusations labeled as proof.
I’ve seen every post everybody write about DCP.
It’s all stupid things that don’t make any sense.
  1. I can find 100-150 penguins in every army combined that have less then 50 stamps, bringing up stamps doesn’t make any sense. Not everybody is a stamp-hunter.
  2. Just because we are first and will remain first, doesn’t give you the right to have an uprising. 
  3. Ice Warriors (Sir PJ) was caught multilogging and exposed for it, few weeks later he is hired for Water Vikings Leader. Hmm..Where’s the petition against them?
  4. I don’t see a petition against armies who have BEEN CAUGHT cheating.

This proves the accusations are all self-serving reasons. 

Wot Tompenguin

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