Roses Are Red

Violets are blue

The only thing cornier than this poem

Well Badboy, that is you.

Recently SWAT tried to spit fire at DCP. Little do they know, we don’t get burnt that easily. According to Badboy, DCP have to use bots to get good sizes at AUSIA events. Bad also claims that our very own Sprite tried using bots to disrupt their events. Now if this is true then he would clearly be able to understand that bots don’t make amazing circle/+ formations, they just move around in a giant flock.

Try again, “Bad”boy ^^

Now let’s take a moment to talk about Starz and Ganger. Originally they tried to beef with me a few nights ago because they thought I was still in ACP. But when I confronted them on Tinychat they were sitting there holding their balls in their hands not having a single clue what to do. Ganger you always talk about how good you are at football, but do we remember the last Hispanic who went around talking about his “mad football skills”? I’m sure a lot of you remember, and so does Paco. As for Starz, I’ll let you all in on something I find hilarious. He tried saying that DCP wouldn’t even get 50+, but the next day we logged on and got close to 55 online. Starz, without Ganger’s hype that he gets from all of your other pathetic SWAT friends, you army wouldn’t even be alive right now. So pipe down before you ever bark at a big dog again.

As for this “Grand” alliance that is trying to flex on us, DCP isn’t scared of a bunch of armies that can barely max 20 on a good day. Granted we were defeated in the Legends Cup, BMA still got a 22+ max against Water Vikings on Sunday. That is pathetic. I’ll see you chumps on Club Penguin.

Lord West, Doritos Leader & Legend

 

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