Declaration of War

We are entering a full scale 3 front war against the evil Nachos. We must defeat them, and together, it will be done.

Today we fought the Nachos in what was supposed to be a fun raid of Fjord. We faced the most dishonorable army in CP history. They judged the battle based on how many bombs each army did, even though we had 6 bombs. They even used bots, and still lost. Typical Nachos were extremely racist and very butthurt over their humiliating loss in an unscheduled raid of their capital server.

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Their blatant racism, botting and typical cyberbullying has shown that the Nachos are a force truly evil. We must stop them now, before it’s too late. In our most recent war, the pathetic Nachos surrendered to us. Had Bam not accepted their surrender, they would be dead today.

Prime example of a pathetic Nacho

Prime example of a pathetic Nacho

Images of Nachos cyberbullying and being racist during our last war can be viewed here: http://doritoscp.com/2015/03/10/nachos-a-force-truly-evil/ (VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)

The Nachos feel as if they are superior to us. But they fail to realize that when the call is made, it is answered by hundreds of true Doritos from all around the world. This was proven Sunday at our tournament battle against the Nachos. Now, the Nachos are a weak and pathetic army who have to rely on racist cyberbully veterans in order to get decent sizes on Club Penguin. However, we shouldn’t underestimate them. Today, they used bots against us and they are well known cheaters. We must be ready to combat this.

The Nachos think are a threat to us, secretly but willingly on standby for our enemies. They will be obliterated.

Fear The Shield

2 Responses


  1. I agree with having a war on the nachos. Ever since I checked out their chat, their army seemed… off. They allowed people to curse and there was basically no rules there. And the information from the article and their chat ‘system’ shows that the nachos army is terrible. So, you can declare war on them. I don’t mind.


  2. Interesting..

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