Why Spi is the most pathetic person to ever enter CP armies

yo dawg i herd u liek to make long posts wiht a bunch of links………..

Hello, Troops!

So now that Spi’s leading an army that Elmikey recruited his life, heart and soul into by sitting on Club Penguin autotyping after graduating highschool he thinks he can bash me lol

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Com·pre·hen·sion

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A Reminder for Moderators

This post is intended for mod ranks, so if you’re not one, you don’t have to read it. All mods have to read this. Continue reading →

AUSIA Event Results

Hey DCP!

Today we had our first ausia event of the week and we managed to max 15+, while averaging about 12.

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Consider This War Over

Hello everyone,

So, as you all know, we have been in a war with the dark side for a while now. This certainly isn’t a war I’m proud of. After both armies going back and fourth, it seems there is a bit of an issue now. A couple of months back, there was a war between DCP and DW. Way before this one. It ended in a tie. The terms of this treaty were simple:

  1. Elmikey is not to be allowed back into the leadership of the Dark Warriors.
  2. If any side invades each other, they are to lose their entire nation.
  3. The treaty was not to end until October 31st, 2014.

As we can all tell, all 3 of these terms were violated by the Dark Warriors.

Dark Warriors, I am sorry to inform you of this, your invasions of the Dorito Army are all invalid. By you invading our nation, you have surrendered your entire nation to the Doritos of CP.

Lord West, Doritos of CP Main Leader & Legend

US Mining Expedition Results

Hello Troops!

This event was a huge success. We maxed 35 and averaged 30.  This event was held on our capital server, Summit.

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DW logic

Hello, Troops!

DW continue to say they’re undefeated when we have outnumbered and out performed them the entire first half of the war and the entire second half of this war has consisted of them not showing up to the majority of invasions. The Dark Side manipulates its troops and inflates sizes because they’re a sad and miserable army with internal depression.

Until later,

March On!

~Mustapha10 DCP Advisor & Legend

Announcing : Doritos of CP Recruiting Squad!

Hello troops!

I want to inform you all that we’re gonna make a Recruiting Squad for the army. It is mandatory for all the mods and owners to sign up for this. We’ve made a new site for DCPRS. Its a private site so you guys will have to give me your wordpress username in order to get access to the site. This site will contain all the necessary details regarding autotyping and other stuff. Continue reading →

Battle Schedule

Hello troops!

We started off the week with unscheds and UK events and we’re ending it with the following events. Make sure to be at Saturday and Sundays battles as they are the most important ones! Lets prove that we have what it takes. Together as a family we will prevail!

Sunday, October 12th

Champions Cup III Round 3

Klondike

Times:

2pm EST

1pm CST

12pm MST

11am PST

7pm U.K.

DCPNC: Chat with your family today!1!

Hello, Troops!

(this is a parody of the dark sides posts except without exaggeration – just a joke not a typical serious post)

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