Doritos of Club Penguin

yo dawg i herd u liek to make long posts wiht a bunch of links………..

Hello, Troops!

So now that Spi’s leading an army that Elmikey recruited his life, heart and soul into by sitting on Club Penguin autotyping after graduating highschool he thinks he can bash me lol

Spi, your ego is really preventing you from facing reality. You are a pathetic leader who is only capable of army hopping and posting where the new pin is found!1!!

You’re extremely pathetic and deep down inside when Elmikeys recruits aren’t around, you know it. You promised to destroy me and my army with SWAT and ended up ragequitting the next day when you faced a big loss in an invasion.

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As you can see, this kid pulls random crap to try and get back at me because I have defeated him so many times in the past. He says Wwe and Toysoldier carried me when I’ve gotten to 1st on top 10 like 10 times without them both. Do you not remember DCP dominating in tournaments without Wwe or Toysoldier? Remember when I taught Toysoldier how to recruit?

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 You’ve surrendered to me many times with your small armies, so don’t get too ahead of yourself now. You attacked DCP along with 3 other armies and still lost the entire war and ended up surrendering. While I have never surrendered to anyone.

I have defeated you so badly in a single battle that your entire army shut down. You are simply a failure that never has and never will be successful. My accomplishments will never go away no matter how many little kids you manipulate in DW.

I’ve ended you many times and all it took was one battle each time, you’re a joke, get over yourself spiderguy.

Your army managed to max 4 in the biggest battle of the entire year. You’re just a sad raging kid because I’ve humiliated you far too many times. If someone humiliated me this many times I would also be raging.

You’ve given me your entire nation, you have even allowed me to repeatedly kick and ban your own troops on your chat out of fear.

After losing against me with SWAT, LT, and the other 10 times you army hopped, you even tried to get at me with UMA and when you found out that I had someone tell me you were targetting DCP, you immediately abandoned UMA.

So unfortunate, nobody likes you. I’m sorry that you’re pathetic. I really am.

Spi has failed / been humiliated so many times that I’m going to have to publish a part 2 sometime in the near future.

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