Doritos of Club Penguin

Hello troops,

I would like to address our current situation.

 These last few hours have been pretty hectic. With Bam and Jester leaving, it’s going to be tough on us all. We lost two excellent weapons. But who the hell says we need them to continue our legacy? We will be entering a rebuilding phase. 

I hereby declare myself President of the Doritos of CP until Mustapha returns.

A little later in this post I will be showing us how things are going to work with our current ownership and leadership issues. But for now I want to address our issue with Bam and Jester. First and foremost, these two ARE NOT to be our enemy. It’s a damn shame to watch them leave like this, and it truly did bring tears to my eyes when I heard about this. They are still Doritos no matter what. If they feel they can no longer stay around and help, that’s on them. Who can blame them? But that’s not our problem. Bam, Jester, you two are like my brothers. I want to keep it that way. I understand relations with DCP and LT aren’t the greatest. But things can always be worked out. And remember, if you ever want to come back, our doors are always open to the two of you.

Bam- This is tough on me having to write this. It’s bringing out my emotions already. I don’t know what I would do without you. You truly are my brother. I was so happy that I had finally got the chance to lead with you. Getting to lead with my older brother. It felt amazing, through all the bad times and good. From all of our fun times together on chat and on Skype, I honestly can’t get mad at you for leaving. You did what you had to do. I understand it completely. Even if DCP and LT get into shit in the future, you will be my best friend, my brother, and my mentor no matter what.

Jester- The same goes for you. I can’t be mad at you two for leaving. It’s business. We have had so many fun times together, I truly will cherish every moment I’ve had with you. I would make this longer but I would be reiterating what I said to Bam. You both mean a ton to me, and no matter whatever may happen, you two will be my brothers for life.

Now that we have that out of the way, time to address our moderators. Just because you guys have that white little pawn, that doesn’t mean you get any type of special treatment. You are all troops, just like the rest of us. When I get pc’s from other troops because you guys won’t stop messing with them, that makes me feel shitty that I’m not able to do much about it. So I’m giving you all 1 fair warning. Firstly, you are to show the utmost respect toward other troops. Treat others how you would like to be treated. Second, I am tired of seeing you all on chat, and then all of the sudden when an event is about to begin you just disappear and we don’t see you for the next 45 minutes. Unacceptable. You must let us know way ahead of time if you can or cannot make any future events. If you leave without notice or for a legitimate reason, you will be stripped of your moderator rank. I will give you a get out of jail free card for the first time it happens. After that, you’re done.

Next on the list, our current owner situation. There is going to be a whole reform with our owners and the leadership. I still need to see somethings before I make any final adjustments on what is happening. But there will also soon be a major change in how things work within out ownership. 

Troops, we’ve all been through hell and back in this army. This may be one of our biggest bumps yet. But if you are all the troops that I’ve known and loved leading since March, I know for sure that this little setback is nothing compared to what we can accomplish as an army. United we stand, divided we fall. This is the new dawn of the Doritos of Club Penguin Army. We are now facing a change in this army that we haven’t seen for a long time. The Change is ready for you, but are you ready for it?

Troops, be prepared to walk down the road to hell full of shit.

Lord West, Doritos of CP Main Leader & Legend.

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