Hello Troops!

“I mean, everyone else is doing it”

So I saw Bam and Pain’s return posts, so I thought I’d make 0ne for myself, Even though I’ve been back for exactly one whole week now…

Yes Boys and Gals, Guess who’s Back? CARTERS BACK!

Ok so now for the actual post part;

I decided to return because I think DCP was calling me, I missed it, and it missed me, DCP+Carter=2/1=1 Basically, we are one, therefore I must come back and do my thing.

One of the many first events under President Carter’s Administration.

Basically, I’ve worked my ass off for this army, and the work that’s come of it afterwards is incredible. Mustapha and the rest of the leadership has done one hell of a job of keeping what I had started going, but I feel like DCP is falling back to some of its old ways, of always requiring the one main leader to be on to be successful, and no one wants that, because persay that leader goes on vacation, and sizes fall.

Another thing I think we needed were some new tactics and approaches torwards recruiting and such, We can look at yesterdays training session and you’ll see what I mean. That was our biggest event the whole week big mustys been gone.

“We just simply can’t force people to recruit, and expect them to have fun”

In my opinion, recruiting bots are stupid, and we need to practice some more of our traditional recruiting methods that are actually alot more personal, such as Planned Recruiting Events, Lots of Chat Recruiting, or Advertising everywhere we possibly can. Recruiting bots are often a waste of time, and tend to get your penguins banned very easily.

But that’s enough criticism for now, I’ve got to save plenty of that for later 😛

Here, have some Ariana Grande to lighten things up.

“We very simply need more war!”

DCP thrives on Trolling.

We need to go back to our roots on this as well, no stupid treaties with (9/10) of the top ten armies. It’s in DCP’s blood to piss off other armies enough to make them want to invade us, and when they do, we always win. Why? Because the troops love when we make fun of other armies.

A lookback at a more recent Propoganda post about the war with DW.

DCP very simply just doesn’t get along with darker colored armies.

I mean look at the list;

Night Warriors

SWAT

Dark Warriors

HSA (Dark Red Assholes)

Your Mom… Oops, I mean, Uh. Lol Nevermind

and Well, we don’t like Yellow  or White Armies either… (i.e. Light Warriors)

Basically what I’m saying is, what I’ve always been saying, START WARS, BE AN ARMY, NO MORE LINE TACTICS, STAND OUT FROM THE REST OF EM, YOU ARE DCP, WE ARE DCP, NO ONE CAN BEAT US, WE WILL ALWAYS WIN IN THE END NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE WE HAVE EACH OTHER OKAY TROOPS? OK!

We don’t like other orange Colored Armies Either.. This goes for you Nachos…

But yeah, anyways, this post is long enough now, so, Uh, Cya 😀

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