LOL

Hey, Doritos

So I went on the Dork Warriors site to see what kind of casual lies they posted on their website – and guess what, they had a post explaining why they declared on us, and wanna know what their reasons were?!

This is REALLY funny. This is coming from a guy named Whats Up 11, who is just that guy who gets used and carried in every army he goes to. 11, what is the point of filling your website with casual lies if you can’t provide proof of any of your reasons? I alone wrote an entire 4-5 paragraph post on how Elmikey is corrupt and I provided with at least proof, what are you providing? throwing words that are simple lies as a last resort to try and make DCP look bad?

Where is proof that DCP linked inappropriate links on main, or were linking scary pop-ups on main? You said you hate Mustapha right? so why didn’t you take pics of them as proof against him, I thought you were smart enough to do that? DW is trying this hard just to make DCP look like the evil army, what a joke.

So then I continued on to read the rest of the post, the next 2 paragraphs was explaining the reasoning behind DCP putting “inappropriate links’ and scary pop ups, even though it’s a big fat lie as I explained above. But thennnnn I saw, this.

“DCP is not the army you want to lead, since they are pretty much the most hated army in Club Penguin right now”

“The doritos force you to autotype 24/7 and now Spi101 (banished DW) is putting up with Mustapha’s crap. Nobody has time to socialize, you have to recruit all day until you get off”

LMFAO

Where can I start with this, I can’t believe how hard I laughed at this paragraph bunched up with all kinds of lies. 

How are Doritos the most hated army in CP when you have a tyrant like Elmikey? Almost 50% or more of the CP army community hates Elmikey and your sad of a DW era, not DCP

Now this is the lie I’ve laughed the hardest on. Mustapha forcing me to autotype? 11, not once did Mustapha ever force me to autotype, I voluntereed to autotype myself, and this is 100% fact, and this was also about my 3rd day in DCP or so? lmao.

The rest of the last paragraph ends off saying “It’s the truth” and then it says to ask Andrew24 and Toysoldier regarding this just because both of them lead, but you know what’s the real truth behind these words?

Whats Up 11 uses mere speculation to make things seem convincing even though they’re all cowardly lies crafted by himself (or the DW leadership) as a last resort to try and make the Doritos of CP look bad. This is the kind of guy who does this type of crap ALL the time just so he can get support. 

As always,

~Spi101

3 Responses


  1. ugh! People like that make me sick!! Don’t you worry DCP is THE best army on cp and thats a fact!


  2. 11 will never be successful so he has no other option than to be carried by others and resort to lies instead of facing the truth.
    DW is beyond pathetic, no actual kid would be manipulated by DW, which is why you only have todlers in your army so before you try and manipulate the community, think twice.


  3. i dunno sometimes in chat theres a shark pop up that scared me

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