Doritos of Club Penguin

Hello, Troops!

The idiot that calls himself a legend (yes burr, the guy who we made surrender) has been lying on CPAC. He’s pretty much been saying that the war was DCP vs AR then DCP brought all of our allies in. When in reality, AR has never fought us without allies. We declared war on them then they got IW involved and a treaty was made. Burr got me to make the treaty on February 30th because he knew that the date didn’t exist. He waited until DCP & RPF got into a war just to attack us because he was afraid and he even brought in LT so for a whole week it was a 3vs1 war. A week later, DCP was beating RPF in every battle that we had so they wanted a treaty. It was then DCP vs AR + LT and I was informed that WV was getting involved. Which would make it 3 vs 1 again. So I asked allies for assistance and they granted me assistance and when the war became 3 vs 3 (AR, LT, WV vs ACP, DCP, UMA) burr was so scared he asked HSA and Golds to help him. Then we asked all of our allies to get involved because AR couldn’t handle their own battles.

Burr, just shut up already. You have already been humiliated once, we took your nation and your army is puny now. We crushed your little “kkk pride” forever.

You better hope you aren’t around when the treaty ends. 😉

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