Doritos of Club Penguin

Hey DCP and others.

Long time right?

I somehow managed to get on for the DCP vs UMA battle for the server of Bunny hill. CLEARLY, DCP won. UMA, I love you and all but this is just ridiculous. During my retirement in the last 10 months, I’ve been checking up on several of my former armies such as DCP. I’ve seen so much bullshit about the opponent army claiming victory against this army. But however, this specific battle has caught my attention.

“UMA recently defended it’s server Bunny Hill from the encroaching army known as DCP. DCP attacked the town 20 minutes before the event actually started(no surprise there considering in Wwe did 30+ before battles) For most of the battle we were either winning or tied with DCP. And while we would have loved to move rooms DCP decides that staying 30 minutes in the Town is acceptable (Kind of sad in my opinion) and When they finally moved to the Forts UMA still was matching them with a wonderful diagonal line. At the 40 minute mark it was decided UMA successfully defended it’s server after all matching them for 30 minutes in the town and holding them in the forts I think you defended successfully.”

This was taken from UMA’s site

This post was made by an owner named Padishah. I literally laughed at this guy’s stupidity. “For most of the battle were either winning or tied with DCP.” Seriously dude? That’s clearly a lie. Even the pictures YOU posted give us the allowance to say we won.

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First picture from the UMA site. Wow, if you think this is considered “winning”. You are mentally retarded. First of all, that is a horrible tactic done. Second, there is no way UMA are winning in that picture. I count 18 UMA soldiers max, and 22 Doritos. Before you say “size isn’t everything”, I agree with you. Size isn’t everything. But however, look at the picture, NINE people doing the tactic. Let’s move on to the next picture which is even funnier than the first one.

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The ONE of two pictures posted by UMA. How stupid are you Padishah, if you were going to claim victory, you should have at least posted pictures of you not getting your ass beaten by DCP. I count 17 UMA soldiers there and 21 DCP soldiers. Once again, DCP is winning by size. Let’s take a look at your tactic, shall we? I don’t even know how to describe this, seven people doing the CORRECT tactic? Surely, this couldn’t be your best picture but if it is, don’t even bother replying to this post because anyone, and I mean ANYONE can agree that DCP is winning in both pictures. So please tell me how you won the battle again? You didn’t even post a picture of the battle in Forts.

Look at our post.

http://doritosofcp.com/2013/09/06/bunny-hill-is-ours-uma-allies-defeated/

Now with the pictures on that post, you may be able to claim you were either winning or tied the whole time. But from your post, you can’t even claim that you were even winning for a minute. So I ask you UMA,

How did you win this battle again?

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