To UMA: Last Warning

Greetings Doritos and UMA,

The foolishness of one of our former leaders and one of the biggest disgraces ever in the great DCP empire, Aaronstone42 is now a leader of the UMA. Aaronstone42 was involved in the recent and of course futile attempt at exiling me from this army. In recent events much hostility has been built up between UMA and DCP all because of Aaron. Aaron is responsible for 3 deaths of the great DCP empire, he disgraced this army. Now he disgraces UMA a legendary army in which he does not deserve to lead. Aaron and a few other leaders and advisers in the UMA seem to think that they actually have the power to threaten the DCP empire and therefore they threaten even I the legendary Lord Pain. To do so, is death for them but I am not without mercy and I no longer encourage armies fighting to the death. Aaronstone42 has done nothing for the UMA but continuously beg people to the point that they actually return to UMA, all staff of the UMA only cooperate and encourage Aaron for the sole fact that to my knowledge Aaron happens to OWN the UMA site. Whoever the idiot is that allowed for such a ludicrous thing to happen such as Aaronstone42 (Not even an UMA legend nor will he ever be) to own the UMA site will regret that decision should Aaron continue his foolishness. Aaronstone42 has crossed the DCP for the last time, he is no longer welcome here and if he is on chat he will ALWAYS be a member. Aaron’s continued immaturity and general level of annoyance will not go unpunished. UMA has made a mistake making this noob a leader and this mistake will cost them their most historical servers when the treaty is no longer valid. Fortunately for UMA the treaty is the only thing that protects them from the wrath of DCP. While this treaty still stands UMA should make the wise decision before its too late and simply coup Aaron and get a new site with a domain and css as they always do. I know even after this post UMA will still feel confident in what pathetic level of strength they have left, and they think they could defeat us because we get “rouges”. However they are mistaken, because of recent events DCP has lost some of its power and because when of when I was leader I was one of the one’s highly contributing to our 25-30+ sizes on CP, but since I am not leader and our other key leader Mustapha is sometimes absent DCP has gone down a bit. That much is true however DCP can easily regain those sizes and with my assistance easily crush UMA. UMA can not even circle the town, while DCP will do that and more should we push ourselves to do so. So please UMA get rid of this noob and install a real leader, or pay the price for HIS actions.

Threat Songs Aimed Towards UMA:

Diss Song Aimed Towards Aaronstone42:

DORITOS OF CLUB PENGUIN

8 Responses


  1. I find this entire post ironic.


  2. UMA has 20 with a good line. DCP has 20 with a circle. Why does that detail matter? And Paco qctually owns umacp.com.


    • Actually, with me DCP gets 30+ when I attend the events and we will soon destroy UMA.


  3. First, and im not in DCP. But I support you 100%!!


  4. pain stop doing drugs


  5. I agree with almost everything in this post. Aaron has no business at the helm of UMA. And I think the current generation of UMA is nothing but a disgrace to the original, legendary UMA. And they seem so foolish as to desire war with DCP as well, regardless of treaties. I say we oblige them.


    • You know, I really don’t know what’s gotten into you lately. You used to be joking around and fun to talk to now you’re talking shit about everyone in UMA and supporting people who are against us. I know that’s not the real you so I think you should stop acting like a jerk and be yourself. We want the old Goblin back, but if you’re going to refuse that’s really your loss.


      • I agree to a minor level. UMA should get more capable leaders.

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