Doritos of Club Penguin

I know you know how to recruit, but I have found a very interesting way that actually works. It may take a little longer, but it’s worth a shot. 

I have found a new way to recruit, a way which will change the way all armies recruit their troops, although, boys you may have to dress up as a girl. But that’s fine right, boys do that all the time, or is that just me…

Anyway, this method may satisfy you and if you get into it, boys, a few boners may be on the way. 😉

Okay, the way I do it is, I get a club penguin girlfriend. Yes, it will make you seem desperate, but you would be surprised by how many loners do this.

I will do this in steps in case anybody here is mentally challenged. (no problem Pain)

1. Get a girlfriend – this is the easy part, all you have to do is go up to a girl(with hair, we don’t want anybody with cancer joining us in the army) and do the heart symbol, which for the mentally challenged is E+H (no problem Pain). This actually works, most of the girls will do it back. Of course I don’t have to do this, because my looks just make me a magnet to girls…

2. Get to know them – Just ask normal everyday questions like “do you play any sports?” , “do you have any hobbies?” or “are you horny?” actually, screw that last one.

3. Go in for the kill(no horny people not in that way) – By “going in for the kill”, I mean asking them if they are in any club penguin armies. 99.999999999999998% of the time they say “no” or “what you talkin’ bout asshole.” Then, introduce them to the Doritos of CP and your all set, getting to know them well first works because they gain your trust and of course, girls always want to do things their boys do. Unless your a male porn star, that won’t work out well.

I tried this method with a few people, and it actually worked! I got three recruits in about 15 minutes.

Of course if you are a boy you will be recruiting girls, but you can change into a girls outfit and recruit boys if that works better.

Here is some pictures of this method in action, remember, keep the compliments rolling in.

Be cocky

Be romantic

Keep up the compliments

Take them to your igloo

I actually made a mistake in those pictures, comment with what you think it is(hint: it is in step one).

And that is how to recruit, oppa Wilson style.

~ Sometimes, I stick a tube up my ass and pretend I’m a ghost-buster.

~ Wilson 500 DCP 2ic

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