Doritos of Club Penguin

Arch: I have added a long edit and the end of this post.

Mustapha: Make sure to check out my edit too.

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First off i would like to point out to arch to stop posting gay music that has nothing to do with your posts, Its annoying.

So yes! whats been happening with dcp lately ! Well by all means i made a summary of it all. ENJOY

Well first, alfrondo goes inactive because he has regained his so called life, chato has a hissyfit and retires in 2 days(WHAT A WIMP), not to also add in she still thinks from the first generation! (what a bitch right?). So then musta becomes leader through cussing her out! (Thats fucking amazing i wish i could have done it that way right?) so then after that there all still being stupid and fighting over why there chat size and cp size sucks, then they all realize “OMG LETS BLAME ALF FOR HIS INACTIVITY” and 9 times out of ten alf might not even see that part on the post where you all “We voted to take him down if he doesn’t respond” (yes i realize fucked up more then 2 polar bears wrestling over  a ham sandwich in the middle of the dessert). So yeah everyone blames alf, Wwebestfan blames the owners AND alf and the horny chicks down the street working nights, musta blames chato, chato is a whiney bitch so she I QUOTE “steps down”. And of course your friendly neighborhood Bam117 is here to clear things up,

The Solution:

Your all fucking retarded, and the only real solution is to kill all the jews i mean to shut the fuck up and get active all together, Because face it Arch is on for like 30 minutes in the butt fuck of morning and like 2 hours in the afternoon (if your lucky). Alfrondo has apparently reclaimed his “life” and musta pops in and out at times to blame the “other guy”. Through out of all of them the troops are more active then they are (LOLOLOL). And sense wwebestfan is too “nice” and has “not as much time on his hands” to tell you guys what your doing wrong guess what IM HERE BITCH :D, Cool right now here are my daily reminders 

– Be Active

– Don’t trust free hookers 

– Don’t have that many post’s sticked

– And don’t ask the leaders on dating advise, thats what me and brandon live for.

And last but not least i made this post in less than 10 minutes.                                       (EAT THAT ASIANS)

Damn i’m like a clown riding a unicycle in a speedo i’m so fast and free.

And if you don’t know what a speedo is dont look it up.

Bam117 

Arch edit: Fist of all we are not blaming our poor chat/cp sizes on Alf, like you said in your post Alf caught on with his life, why have an INACTIVE leader when we could have an active one, second of all the only gay music that I’ve posted is “I came to fly” which even I though was gay. Also, We only have like 2 sticked posts PLUS this one. I was on for a long time yesterday and Thursday, so just because I was not on a lot today doesn’t mean I’m not active, Musta has also been really active, today he had an ACP event and other stuff and his grandma had surgery 2 days ago. Chato stepped down because he felt bad about Azn being overthrown, and him thinking 1st gen wise isn’t bad, the only reason Wwe re-hired her is because she was from 1st gen. Lastly I love how you are becoming more active now than when you actually were DCP leader.

Musta edit: First of all, Arch is right.. We’re not blaming our sizes on Alf. We’re trying to make him active again, and if he isn’t active again then we want to see if he wants to be removed from leadership. Also, I could see why he would put “I came to fly” at the end of the post. And before Arch was like NEVER on, now he’s on everyday. So, he’s been getting more and more active everyday. And I hope you guys don’t mind but I unstickied this post because it was stickied for us to see it right? Well, we seen it now it’s unstickied, and the other post about coup d’etat I unstickied that too, because the goal was to let Alf see it, and he seen it. How do I know Alf seen it? Well, he came on chat and said this:

and..

As you can see, Chato and 13yearoldn00b where telling him whats right.. 13 was saying that Alf is on eV clan chat, and IW more then he is on DCP, ect.

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