Seventy Nine Pesos For Your Soul

Posted on March 21, 2013 by

Looking throughout this blog I expected to find something that would curl the sides of my face up. In case you’re stupid and are using your hands to see what that will do to your face, that means smile, dumbass. Long story short, I was bored as hell and didn’t find anything in this so called blog that I thought was funny. Oh, and if you didn’t understand what the titles means because of the one word you didn’t understand, then take a look at the photo below.

Did they really have to say MEXICAN Peso?

You should know what that means already, since you are (or should be) in the Doritos Of Club Penguin. Now this doesn’t exactly stress the ‘Mexican Immigrant’ Theme like the Nachos do screaming “WE WISH WE WERE AMERICANO” at their recruiting drives (who the hell does those on CP anymore?), but the I would assume you guys still do consider yourselves of the Mexican nature you just stripped the sombrero and the marracas from your uniform so people wouldn’t say you were copying the Nachos. Well guess what, you guys did copy them. When I think of Doritos I think the following exact phrase: “Niggers…”

You’re probably wondering why I’m bashing you guys in this post on your own site. Cause that’s just how badass I am. I get one of your own advisor (Bam) to author me just so I can bash your asses. Try saying “Bash ass” 5 times fast. Yeah, that’s right. You’d lose if you’d try to play the ‘5 times fast’ game with me. Just like when you have your practice battle with UMA on Sunday. You’ll lose that too. Then the Nachos will come around with their Mexican attire, look down on you, and bomb you guys in the snowforts chanting:

Te Gusta Losing, Numbnuts?

But can’t do that. Let these dirty Mexicans come into our country and take our jobs with their sweaty feet and moustached faces. Don’t worry, I’m Mexican too. I live in Los Angeles. Don’t mistake Paco for a Mexican, he just thinks he is since a kid told him he was back in the 3rd grade and the teacher played along with it when he was (and still is) actually and Asian kid with a small dick. No, I’m just kidding, Paco’s a badass too.

The point of this post isn’t to put you guys down or get you guys mad at me. It’s to make you guys realize that you need some excitement on your site. No 6-month membership contests, not just event times and info, not random and un-well put together memes about Adventure Time, but some good laughs. All you need is a good laugh…