Howdy Troops,
To the Community, and to the Templars:
It has come to our attention that the Templars have released a public statement filled with baseless accusations and blatant falsehoods directed at the Doritos of Club Penguin.
Let us be absolutely clear:
The Doritos have never engaged in doxxing, coercion, or the distribution of malicious links. These claims are completely fabricated with no evidence at all and stand in stark contrast to the values we uphold as a community. In fact, it is ironic and frankly alarming that such accusations come from an army whose founder has a well-documented history of actions that have endangered the safety of this very community.
The Templars accuse us of being a threat to safety while employing tactics rooted in fear, misinformation, and manipulation. This is nothing more than a desperate attempt to fracture the strength of our army and poach our members under the guise of moral righteousness.
Now let’s address the supposed “coup” against Kira. The truth is simple:
Kira, alongside Logical, was found plotting to splinter off from DCP and absorb our staff into a new army of their own creation—a betrayal that had been unfolding since the ACP war. This was not some noble figure holding DCP together. This was someone actively working to undermine the very structure we had built together. Our advisors did not act in secrecy or malice—they acted to protect the Doritos from internal sabotage.
Above are leaked images from a group chat dating back to the ACP vs DCP war. These conversations reveal why many within DCP began calling for Kira and Logical’s removal. It became clear over time that Logical was deliberately manipulating those around him, driven by ego and an unchecked hunger for power. Kira, unfortunately, appeared highly impressionable—easily influenced and ultimately pulled into Logical’s schemes. For weeks, this stirred internal debate. Many questioned whether these individuals could be trusted, especially as they continued to isolate staff members, create exclusive group chats without full leadership oversight, and quietly cozy up to and manipulate members of the Doritos. All under the guise of “training.”
So when the Templars paint themselves as guardians of integrity and strength, we urge the community to look beyond the theatrics. Their announcement is not a warning. It’s a recruitment ad built on lies.
And of course Xing has his to do this because we are the ones who punished him for opening his camera and taking off his clothes to unsuspecting victims without consent!
To our troops and to the wider community:
We stand firm. We stand united. We do not need theatrics or manipulation to define us—we have our legacy, our loyalty, and our actions to speak for us.
To the Templars:
If you seek to lead with “purpose, strength, and honor,” then start by telling the truth.
Waddle On,
Signed,
The Doritos of Club Penguin
President Carter
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