Welcome to the legendary Doritos Army of Club Penguin. We were created on February 8th, 2010 by Wwebestfan. We have done the impossible and we are known for standing up for what was right, even if we stood alone!
Here in the Doritos, we embarked on a goal to restore a home. To restore a legacy. We’ve come out of death only to find ourselves conquering at the very top. We weren’t placed at 1st last week because we didn’t spam events, but nonetheless we were still the strongest army. IW doesn’t show up to 50% of our invasions, and they have been targeting use since we’ve reopened. They targeted us out of fear, because we were the only ones who were capable of breaking their streak, and we did. They attacked their former brother allies out of greed, and it’s costing them their existence.
All IW soldiers are merely a statistic, feeding the egos of army hoppers. Your leaders are well known cyber bullies and hackers. Educate yourselves on the facts.
Today we marched onto the server ‘Snowmobile’ and welcomed it into the Doritos Empire. We maxed and averaged 19 troops, overwhelming the 3 IW troops with our perfect tactics and bigger size. Great job!
Today our strong UK force claimed the server ‘Polar Bear’ from the Ice Warriors. They refused to log on and surrendered the battle before it began, because they are so weak and unstable. We maxed 20 troops with perfect tactics, but were cut short as everyone lost connection due to CP updating. Great job – comment if you came.
Today we have successfully invaded another IW server, while they refused to show up. We marched onto Frozen, with a large amount of troops prepared to put up a fight, only to find out that IW couldn’t max 10 today so they cowardly didn’t attend! They went on another server out of fear. Anyway, today’s performance was once again OUTSTANDING. We did amazing, and I am extremely proud of everyone who took part in this event. We’ve come a long way, together as a family!
IW is weak and afraid of the true dorito strength, we will crush them in the upcoming invasions.
Evidence has been released that Andrew24 is a ddoser. This means that he uses unconventional and illegal methods out of range and envy. Dosing is a denial of service (DoS) attack, a malicious attempt to make a server or a network resource unavailable to users, usually by temporarily interrupting or suspending the services of a host connected to the Internet. Andrew24 is a hacker, and he is using little kids for his personal agenda.
Everyone already knows about Andrew24 and his stupidity, since he is already a well known Doser and is from the ACID hacking clan, but apparently he’s admitted it again.
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Make the right decision by joining the number 1 ranked army. We ruined IW’s steak, and we’re currently beating them in a war. Be apart of a family, apart of a legacy. We protect Club Penguin and destroy evil, despicable armies.