Welcome to the legendary Doritos Army of Club Penguin. We were created on February 8th, 2010 by Wwebestfan. We have done the impossible and we are known for standing up for what was right, even if we stood alone!
Today we completely annihilated IW! We weren’t at full force but we still did much better than IW, and they couldn’t stand a chance! They didn’t know what hit them when we logged on. Great job to everyone who attended this event, the tactics and sizes we great! Family Forever!
Today we will be addressing the special CPAC reporters and their rampant stupidity.
Everyone loves you… until you become better than them. Then the jealousy kicks in, and they try to stop you. Everyone envy’s our success, and I don’t blame them. I mean, coming from dead to becoming the completely dominant army isn’t a laughing matter. Too bad there’s nothing that they can do to stop us.
CPAC, you’re supposed to report news. Not make assumptions about DCP, I don’t see CPAC making assumptions about other armies – and I most certainly don’t see them assuming that other armies multilog. CPAC believes that we use 2 penguins per computer but they show NO LEGITIMATE EVIDENCE.
They will try to stop us from moving forward, breaking records, ect, but we cannot allow this to happen. They’ve been trying hard as of late, but have only been failing. If CPAC doesn’t report on news instead of making assumptions without legitimate evidence in attempt to tarnish our reputation, all of the credibility they have worked so hard to build will be dashed. If a news site is uncredible, a news site is nothing.
If you’re that angry with yourselves, it’s only your death wish.
Today we have successfully invaded Great White from the evil IW. They didn’t show and we got good sizes and tactics. Great job to everyone who attended. Family Forever!
Today we have successfully invaded IW’s capital server, Sub Zero. They were extremely small and weak, and even logged off early. We have successfully crippled IW, great job to everyone who has attended! Size and tactics were both great, it makes me very proud. Family Forever!
So, the most incompetent person in DCP history was finally fired yesterday. He put in no effort or work into the army and just spammed pics and posts on site and did tactics. If he didn’t post results he would go completely psychotic. This guy was beyond bizarre and I regret the moment I kept him as an owner after Bam promoted him. We then later found out that he got members to download a RAT, which is completely unacceptable and he will not be allowed back into the army.
Today our UK division raided IW’s capital server. IW was too afraid to show, and claimed to have ended the war. They say that they’re “ignoring our invasions” but we still logged on. Tactics were nearly perfect and sizes were good. Great Job to everyone who attended this event. Family Forever!
IW has either not shown up or has surrendered to many battles. After one of their leaders left, they started maxing a little over 10, even at their USA events. This led to them making excuses and claimed that the “war is ending” but in reality, it isn’t anywhere near over. We didn’t make an agreements with them to end the war, at all. Either IW surrenders to DCP or we continue to invade all of their servers. Doritosf is currently open and this is the perfect opportunity to put it to use. We can take your nation in a single day.
Today we have successfully invaded Tuxedo. Since we have crippled IW, they failed to show. They decided to go on another server, where they couldn’t get over 7+ soldiers. Anyway, we did amazing today. We had amazing sizes and tactics, great job to everyone who attended today! Family Forever!
Today we successfully defended Grizzly from IW (who didn’t show). Tactics were perfect and size was good, so great job to everyone who attended! The Ice is melting! Family Forever!
As I logged onto the Doritos of Club Penguin chat, I got spammed with multiple private chats from the one and only, Max43810. He was telling me that he got fired and that Mustapha is using me. I knew that Mustapha would never use me seeing as we go way back, and this was just an act, because he was fired. Max has tried to get me to leave the Doritos of Club Penguin, all because he got fired. And to that I said…
Max is attempting to break the family apart. I will not allow this. It’s like as soon as he got fired, he turned his back on everyone in this family. I will not stand for this. I am not the only victim of Max’s actions. He has told plenty of other Doritos troops to leave. So far, he has not been sucessful. Families do not break apart that easily, and this one definitely won’t.
Below, you will find another picture of Max attempting to make Pippio, leave the Doritos of Club Penguin.
Last but not least, I am warning you all, if Max43810 private chats you ANYWHERE and tells you lies about the Doritos, to leave the Doritos, etc. ignore him. We will not allow Max43810 to corrupt the Doritos. We are a growing family. This is an example of how easily someone can turn on you, and can really rage quit, just because they got fired.
I would like to share that, before this Max and I got along really well. We would talk everyday, and talk about what we can do to help the Doritos. I was shocked to see how quickly he turned on me, and told some of the Doritos troops to leave. Max got angry about getting fired, which is understandable, but to reach extremes, to which he is telling the troops to leave is unacceptable.