Hello Troops!

*Random Lana Del Rae Song*

 Well basically, crap happens. Things take an unexpected different turn and you just never know what’s gonna happen.

Sorry for just randomly disappearing anyways, I’m on my way back in.

In other related news; It looks like we finally weeded out the other 8 leaders in the army.. 

annndddd we shrank.

We can fix this troops, don’t you worry one bit these are just some of the growing pains that you get when you’re literally

LEADING THE BEST ARMY EVER!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!!

The Doritos are on their way to the top, the number one position has never tasted closer. School may be starting but hey, that just means their is a need for more discipline, and respect.

As for those Nacho Scum;

You keep coming at us with your puny, little pathetic troops. Even Mother Russia fell to the great democratic nation known as the U.S.

Your little regimes will soon be over, the winter is coming, and your troops are highly unprepared.

Just wait until we get to Super Bowl Sunday, by then, you guys will be Krispy Kremed to a perfection.

I will officially be returned as of Monday 8/25

Until Next Time, March On!;D

Your Favorite Flavor of Doritos Leader ;D

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